jom mengorat.....

Ayat power....ude baca...so nak share skali...dgn u alls

Ayat Mengurat Berlapik
Lelaki yang menggunakan ayat berlapik ini terdiri daripada golongan pemalu, penakut dan lelaki yang tidak sanggup menahan penolakan. Lapikan ayat-ayat ini bertindak sebagai pintu kecemasan jika terjadinya sesuatu di luar jangkaan seperti “Saya bukannya tuju kan ayat itu pada dia” atau “Saya bercakap secara am saja”.

Contoh pertama ialah “Saya suka wanita ayu, lembut dan berbudi pekerti tinggi”. Jika lelaki menggunakan ayat ini di depan wanita yang digemarinya, dia berpeluang untuk mengukur tahap minat wanita itu terhadapnya. Jika dia merasakan ada ruang dan peluang, mungkin ayat itu boleh disambung “…macam you”.

“Saya sedang mencari calon buah hati dan jika berminat bolehlah mohon”. Call to action atau panggilan untuk bertindak itu terletak kepada wanita yang menerima ayat itu. Jika tiada apa yang berlaku, tiada siapa yang malu dan jika hadirnya percikan asmara, wanita itu tidak bertepuk sebelah tangan.

“Saya tak pandai mengurat, taklah sehensem mana, siapalah yang sudi”. Walaupun ayat ini kedengaran pathetic, menjatuhkan diri sendiri, kekuatan sifat simpati jangan diperkotakkatikkan. Ada wanita yang akan terdorong untuk terpikat dengan ayat jenis ini.

Ayat Mengurat Romantis
Bukan mudah untuk memilih ayat romantis apatah lagi menggunakannya untuk memikat wanita di zaman ini. Ianya tidak boleh kedengaran terlalu jiwang, tidak ikhlas atau dipenuhi dengan pujian yang keterlaluan. Mencari keseimbangan di antara tahap jiwang dan keikhlasan itu penting.

“I baru faham erti cantik apabila melihat wajah you”, ayat ini walaupun kedengaran ringkas tetapi efektif kerana kecantikan ialah kebanggaan seseorang wanita. Dan untuk digelar seorang yang cantik, wanita mudah cair.

“Bertemu dirimu umpama mimpi indah yang mengasyikkan”. Bukan mudah untuk sang pria melafazkan ayat ini tatkala mengurat. Mungkin boleh digunakan di dalam emel atau chat, untuk mendapatkan kesan yang maksima.

“Seribu mawar tidak dapat menenggelamkan kecantikan sekuntum mawar idaman hatiku”. Kreativiti diperlukan apabila menggunakan objek dalam membantu membuat suasana menjadi lebih romantis.

Dan di zaman ini, GUA yakin tidak ramai lelaki yang berani untuk menjadi romantik ketika mengurat.

Ayat Mengurat Terus Terang
“Agak-agaknya bila kita boleh couple”. Ayat ini dipopularkan oleh Nabil, Si Raja Lawak dan GUA yakin ianya boleh membuatkan lelaki itu diingati oleh wanita yang ingin dipikatnya. Paling kurang pun boleh menyebabkan wanita itu tersenyum.

“Saya tengok awak ni sesuai sangat untuk jadi teman saya. Saya berbesar hati kalau awak setuju”. Tidak ramai lelaki yang berani untuk menggunakan pendekatan ini atau boleh digelar taktik kamikaze. Tetapi, kelebihan menggunakan taktik terus terang ini ialah mengurangkan masa anda syok sendiri kerana jawapan yang anda akan dapat terus menunjukkan tahap minat wanita yang ingin dipikat atau sebaliknya.

“I tahu I bukan lelaki idaman you, tetapi you wanita idaman hati I”. Ayat ini kedengaran kelakar tetapi percayalah ianya akan tersangkut di hati wanita. Lebih direct, lebih power.

Risiko menggunakan ayat jenis terus terang ini ialah anda mempunyai peluang untuk ditolak secara direct juga. Jika anda jenis lelaki muka tebal, punya tahap sense of humor atau lawak yang tinggi dan jenis tak ambil pot, silakan.
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p/s...kalu uder...plezzz ah terus terang ner cara lg ok.....berani ah man....lg challenging....
so selamat mengurat

JOM KAWENNNNN

layan gambo bdk comel nie dululah...yekkkk
MERENUNG....jejaka impian....( aiiiii sape ek...)dah ade gaya nie.....haha tunggu masa jek...nie gaya pengantin gedixxxxxx
kesian....jurugambo dah lari...sebab tak bayar duit pendahuluan...so pengantin ambik gambo sendirilah yek...
.bertambah syok majlis kawen kalu ade budak comel mcm nie jadi pengapit...lg best kalu anak mcm dia...( wah dah cite psl anak...br ckp pasal kawen...)


p/s...nie majlis persandingan my sister..Nor layla nasir and junaidi salam...banyak yg terjadi...cabaran, dugaan sebelum and semasa majlis nie...so harap diorg sabar, kekal bahagia...and ayat i bg dlm hadian kawen diorg..."dont notty2.."

this post sebenarnya...sebab, bila akak ude kawen, baru ude taw, dia akak yg baik, selalu blanja mkn...tak pernah berkira dgn ude especially ...and kalu blk kg pun sebab dia ade..ade teman nak borak...yes...ude tak rpt dgn parent....sebab dah biasa sensorang.....so masa blk bgi lepas majlis, one night i cried.....for you...i pray your happiness k....love u......

SEDIH PULOK...BERTAMBAH DEMAM AH NIE... kalu akak demam,...mesti abg pujuk...wewiiittt...bayang jap ah........abg pemalu2...akak brutal...wah kombinasai yg baik

HATI2

AWAS bila menaiki teksi ! Sila baca.

Air purifier in Malaysian Taxis

"No matter the taxi driver is Chinese, Malay or Indian, PLEASE BE AWARE! If
you notice that there is a sound of spray of perfume or air purifier inside
the taxi, PLEASE GET DOWN from the TAXI IMMEDIATELY!!

It just happened to me just now. It was about 12.45 am . I got into a taxi
driven by a Malay man. I was in the taxi for a few minutes when I suddenly
heard a sound of a spray and there was a smell like an air purifier. I
wondered why the driver put two types of air purifiers in his taxi. The
smell immediately reminded me about this forwarded email that I read. I
started to be aware of my surroundings. But the puff of the purifier kept
appearing every few minutes. I was very worried and scared.

Gradually, I sensed that my body started to feel weaker and weaker. The
purifier kept puffing from the back seat, just right behind me. As I really
felt my whole body weaken, I asked the driver to let me get down at the
side road. But he kept trying to talk to me and ask me why not dropping me
off at my destination. I think he was trying to drag the time. To my
horror, I felt both of my hands and legs got numb with no energy: I almost
could not move. When I talked to the driver, I could not even speak
properly, not to say to shout for help, 'cos I was really too weak...
Immediately, at a traffic light I opened the door, jumped out and ran to a
passer-by for help.

I really thank God for saving me. If not, I really can't imagine what would
have happened to me. I am traumatised by this incident. This is TRUE case.
Please do keep in mind! IT IS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY!

I feel the need to share with you guys, no matter you are men or women 'cos
it is NOT a LIE , not a made-up story. It really happened. Do let your
friends, family members and relatives know about this case. I believe you
are just like me, don't wish anybody to be the victim of this case. "Please
be aware when aboard to a taxi, especially the ladies."

I received an email some months ago about a lady getting into a cab who
felt uneasy and become faint when she smelt something like incense being
burnt. She was smart enough to order the taxi to stop immediately and after
throwing some money at the taxi man quickly get out of the taxi. She later
got to know that if she had not stopped the taxi and gotten out, she would
have fainted and raped by the taxi man (or a gang of rapists)!

After reading this, I thought maybe this was one of those emails that you
would read and just forget about it, but I was wrong! Few weeks ago, a
visitor to our Chinese church who stayed in Puchong got into a taxi driven
by an Indian man. When she sat into the taxi, there was a little burner and
she could smell incense burning in the taxi. After awhile, she felt weak
and unable to speak or shout. The Indian taxi man drove to a lonely road
where there was hardly anyone and raped her. Before she was completely
knocked out, she was told by the taxi guy that she was his number six
victim. She was not only raped but also robbed!

When she was conscious again, she quickly went to see a doctor. The sad
thing is, the doctor knew she was raped but did not advise her what to do.
The doctor just let her make the decision to make or not to make a police
report. Since she does not know the rapist name and also the taxi number
and in great fear after this trauma, she told the doctor that she would not
dare to report to the police. The doctor said since she dare not make the
report, he would just have to destroy the medical report!

Because the rapist took her whole bag with her IC in it, he got her address
and even has the guts to come straight to her house and try to be funny
with her.

Please remember not to get into a taxi that smells funny and if possible
don't get into a taxi alone, and if you have to do so, give a call or sms
back to your friends or relatives and let them know the taxi registration
number and if possible, the name of the taxi man.

AND OPEN THE WINDOW!


Gals... please take note and...

Guys... please forward to your female friends..."

Angan2 si gadis......tips untuk jejaka memikat wanita

Apa ek yang setiap perempuan angan2...tentang percintaan nie...yelahsebut tentang percintaan mesti nak yang manis je...nie jugak salah satu tips bagi lelaki untuk memikat wanita...tak caya????
try ah...InsyaAllah dengan keberanian mimpi jadi kenyataan....


Nie antara angan2 semua gadis bila ade lelaki yang dia suka, atau mana lelaki yang meminati gadis..( apa ayat aku nie...hentam jek labu)

1...gadis kalau sorang2...teman keluar dgn balak masing2...dia keluar shopping sensorang mesti time nie rasa" Alangkah bagus nyer time nie...ade dia( lelaki)...tetiba datang tepi dia, senyum...tanya kenapa seorang, kenapa tak ajak saya keluar teman awk sekali, pastu cakap awak cute ah...suka senyuman awk...pastu bawak jalan2... jadi taurist guard walaupun shopping tue dah selalu gadis tue pergi, tapi bila jejaka nie bg info ttg shopping tue...dia jadi org bingung..."ooo saya tak tahu kedai nie kat sini..." dah rancak bercerita...lelaki tue offer antar balik umah sebab takut balik seorang.....TAPI

"PERINGATAN AH..." lelaki jangan time balik ko jadi syaitan pulok.....tetiba jek nak pegang2 tangan...nak pelok2....PENAMPOR NANTI.....korang kena ikhlas......anta balik....sampai depan pagar umah...pastu kalu ko mmg sayang girl tue...kalu berani antar sampai depan pintu umah...kalu dia duk umah keluarga,....masuk umah jumpa mak ayah girl skali.....

OOOOOOOo mesti best.....yang perempuan tue mesti rasa..."Alangkah bertuahnya saya...dia seorg yang bertanggungjawag, ikhlas, baik...kalu awk pinang saya...skang jugak saya setuju,....."


Sempurna cinta....sebab kalu cinta mcm nie...bak kata skrip dlam moivie syurga cinta....cinta ade 3, dicipta di syurga, syaitan, or nafsu....so baik cinta syurga...suka girl tue...teruslah meminang....terus jadi halal...nak bercinta mcm mat saleh...no hal..............

so......LU PIKIRLAH SENDIRI...cinta mcm mana...
nie angan2 jek....